Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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