I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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