my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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