How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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