I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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