my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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