I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Ladies don't puke and tell
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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