If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There are leaves in my underwear?
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