It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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