I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
