there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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