I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
