I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My ass is underappreciated
is that a dick in a sweater?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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