This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
