don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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