I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
And then he peed in my hair
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