i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize