So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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