she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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