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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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