some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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