"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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