I love black thongs
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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