yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
