The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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