fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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