4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
this boner is exhausting
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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