no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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