there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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