Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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