sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize