What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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