So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
