8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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