I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
we should paint friendship bongs
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