Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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