i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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