we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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