What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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