it was like eating out sand paper
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Your cock deserves a montage
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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