I got chris browned last night
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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