Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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