dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
