And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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