She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Boobs speak an international language.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
