Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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