I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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