I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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