your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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