He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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