Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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