How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
This is not my ceiling
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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