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(417): View more from Missouri

Whiskey dick.

(810): View more from Michigan

Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.

(417): View more from Missouri

Everyday of my life.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.

(803): View more from South Carolina

kinda like you and your friends.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom

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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(607): View more from New York

i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th

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(207): View more from Maine

I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....

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(509): View more from Washington

I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.

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