Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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