This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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