try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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