he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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